Delegation Fantasy Ass

This ass has built a beautiful org chart for a company of one. There are boxes. There are titles. There is a VP of Operations who is also them, and a Head of Marketing who is also them, reporting to a CEO who is, in a stunning twist, also them. They cannot wait to delegate, to scale, to step into their zone of genius, just as soon as there is a single task, dollar, or living human to delegate it to. They manage a team in their head and it is thriving. Empire-minded, employee-free, and one hire away from having anyone at all to boss around.