Crazy Ass

This ass looked at the concept of chill and chose violence, joyfully. There is no off switch, no indoor setting, and no memory of ever backing down from a dare, a dance floor, or a deeply questionable idea at 2 a.m. Plans do not survive contact with them. Plans see them coming and evacuate. They will absolutely do the thing, whatever the thing is, at a volume that becomes a story told years later at weddings. Reasonable people describe them as a lot. Their real friends describe them as the reason anything interesting has ever happened. Certifiable, in the very best possible way.