Course Buying Ass

This ass has purchased the roadmap to freedom eleven times and never once left the driveway. Every guru has their card number memorized. The $997 masterclass? Bought. Watched? The first two modules, twice. They are a master of the moment right before beginning, that delicious, hopeful, refundable window where the dream is still perfect because it has not yet met reality. Their hard drive is a graveyard of blueprints. Their statement is a shrine to other people's launches. Someday they will start. Today they are buying the course about starting. Stay ready, you eternally almost-launched legend.