Cool Ass

They don't check the room. The room checks them. This ass has been late to every event since birth and has yet to miss a single thing worth seeing. Effort has never touched them. Panic has heard of them and keeps a respectful distance. They once lost an argument on purpose, just to feel something, and three people apologized afterward. Strangers develop feelings in elevators. Their exes still describe them in the present tense. They are not playing hard to get. They simply are hard to get, and they find your effort adorable. Stay unbothered, you magnificent, emotionally unavailable legend.