Cold Ass

This ass is warm, generous, and permanently just out of reach, a proximity you earn and are never once permitted to request. They are present, engaged, and somehow unavailable all at the same time, a trick that takes years to master and looks completely effortless from the outside, which is the entire point. Former pursuers describe the experience as life-changing, and they are correct: it changed their life because they spent three years trying to impress someone who had not yet decided if they were worth it. The thaw, when it finally comes, is spectacular. It simply runs on their calendar, not yours, and the calendar is not shared.