Clueless Ass

While the rest of us drown in context, this ass floats serenely above it, waving, with no idea there is water. They missed the memo, the meeting, and the entire subplot, and they are having the best day of anyone present. Bad news bounces off them because it cannot find an address. They ask the question everyone was thinking and nobody was brave enough to be that lost about. Ignorance is bliss, the saying goes, and this is the happiest person you will ever meet, strolling through a burning building asking if something smells nice. Protect them at all costs. They are doing great.