Classy Ass

This ass could make a gas station look like a gallery opening. Where others panic, they raise one eyebrow and let the room correct itself. They have never been caught underdressed, over-served, or off-message, and they can end a conversation with a single 'how interesting' that leaves the recipient reconsidering their entire personality. Chaos arrives, sees them sitting there with perfect posture, and quietly tidies itself. Rudeness bounces off. Drama declines to approach. They are living proof that you can be the most cutting person in the room while appearing to have said absolutely nothing at all.