Chill Ass

Stress has tried to reach this ass and keeps getting voicemail. The building could be mildly on fire and they would ask if anyone wanted anything from the kitchen on the way out. Deadlines are suggestions. Emergencies are other people's cardio. They have never once been early, panicked, or fully awake, and they have never once suffered for it, which is honestly infuriating to everyone paying attention. Is it enlightenment or is it a nap with opinions? Nobody knows. This ass is certainly not going to look into it. Everything works out for them, and they are not the least bit surprised.