Canthal Tilt Ass

This ass has opinions about the angle of your eyes, and they are not positive. Positive canthal tilt, negative canthal tilt, hunter eyes; they have a full vocabulary for a thing you did not know was being judged. They will glance at a stranger and diagnose their entire facial harmony in under a second, silently, cruelly, and with total confidence. They have ruined their own reflection forever by learning words for its every flaw. A superpower nobody asked for, aimed mostly at themselves, and it means they can no longer look at a single human face, including their own, in peace.