Busy Learning Ass

This ass is always learning and never, under any circumstances, doing. They have a certificate for that. They have several certificates for that. Their browser holds forty tabs, each one a course they are absolutely about to begin once they finish the prerequisite course they are also about to begin. Reality has extended a job offer many times and been left on read. Why risk failing at the real thing when you can succeed, endlessly, at preparing for it? A professional student, permanently enrolled, gloriously unemployable, carrying the most well-read empty resume you have ever laid eyes on.