Brain Picking Exploitation Ass

This ass would love to pick your brain. Just fifteen minutes. Over a coffee they will somehow not offer to buy. What follows is a full consulting engagement disguised as a friendly chat, in which you solve their business for free while they nod and take notes on the expertise you spent a decade acquiring. There is no fee, no credit, and no reciprocity, only the warm glow of having been useful to someone who will not recall your name by the invoice stage. It is not that your ideas cannot pay the bills. It is that they might, just not yours. A vampire with a calendar link and a very flattering opener.