Bossy Ass
"Was not in charge. Is in charge. These events occurred closer together than anyone expected."
Nobody elected this ass. Nobody needed to. They spotted a vacuum, found it personally offensive, and filled it before anyone realized there had been an opening. There is now a system. The system has a color-coded tracker, a weekly check-in nobody requested, and a level of operational clarity the group finds both deeply useful and faintly humiliating. They were not in charge on Tuesday and were somehow running everything by Thursday, and the timeline still frightens people. You will be annoyed for about five weeks. Then, quietly, you will be performing at the highest level of your life, and you will never once thank them, which they have long since accepted as the arrangement.
Know someone who has earned the Bossy Ass? Put them up for it.
