Big Ass

Subtlety was offered to this ass at birth and politely declined. They do not enter a conversation, a doorway, or a decision at half measure. If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing enormously, and if it is not worth doing they will still do it enormously, out of principle. Small talk is beneath them. Small anything is beneath them. They ordered the large, upgraded the large, then asked what was bigger than large. A room does not contain this ass so much as briefly host it. Go big, the saying goes. They considered that the bare minimum and kept walking.