Bald Ass

This ass looked in the mirror one day, watched the hairline heading for the hills, and simply let it go, along with everyone's expectations. What remains is pure confidence and a forehead you could land a small plane on. They do not have a bald spot. They have extra face, and a testosterone level the rest of us can only read about. No hat. No shame. No comb-over negotiations at 6 a.m. Aerodynamic, luminous, and entirely at peace, they walk into every room gleaming like a decision that was made years ago and never once regretted. Stay shiny, you magnificent chrome dome.