Bad Ass

Rules were written by people who had not yet met this ass. They have never followed an instruction, read a warning label, or waited for the green light, and somehow they still have all their fingers and most of their exes' respect. Danger sees them coming and reschedules. They walked into a bar fight once to break it up and left with a business card and a motorcycle they did not arrive on. Authority finds them exhausting. Everyone else finds them impossible to stop thinking about. They are not a bad influence. They are the influence, and your mother warned you about them specifically, by name.